Friday, September 2, 2011

Williams-Sonoma "Tit Juicer" - SAY WHAT?!

Now that I have kids, I've found the ONLY way I have time to "read" a book is to listen to it in the car between errands, school drop-offs, etc. Otherwise I just know if I read a book the old-fashioned way I would either get constantly interrupted or fall sound asleep after a few paragraphs....

So recently I downloaded Tina Fey's book "Bossypants"...I've always been a Fey Fan - I LOVE SNL, but especially so after her stint as "Sarah Palin" during the most recent presidential campaign. She was so dead-on with her impersonation! Click on the link below if you don't know what I'm talking about :)

http://www.hulu.com/watch/34465/saturday-night-live-palin--hillary-open

Anyways, I'm sure you're asking yourself what this has to do with a "TIT JUICER"?

Well...it's not often I hear anything that makes me seriously laugh out loud, like the kind of laugh where coffee shoots out your nostrils, that is, until this morning. I finally had some alone time in the car, so I turned on "Bossypants" and that's when I heard it. Tina Fey was describing her breastfeeding experience. Because breastfeeding always seems to be such a hot button topic, I'm always very interested to see what others have to say about it. And if you know me, you know I'm a tad sarcastic, so I especially appreciate Tina's humor when it comes to this. Her description is PRICELESS!

I was laughing the whole way through, but when she jokingly referred to a breast pump as a Williams-Sonoma "TIT JUICER" I lost it! Out came the coffee, through my nostrils, right onto my shirt, lap and I believe a few drops reached my steering wheel. Gotta say, not the best way to experience a cup of Joe, but the enjoyment I experienced in that moment was well worth it!

BTW, I'm all about breastfeeding if it works for you, but sometimes (many times) it doesn't and that's OKAY! Your baby will be just as healthy and smart as your friend's baby. That's just my humble opinion and that comes from a mom who put A LOT of unnecessary pressure on myself to breastfeed my own children. And trust me, they are both KOO KOO BIRDS :)

MY KOO KOO BIRDS
(btw, they strapped themselves in and the car seats were in the GARAGE!)

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